To Whom It May Concern:
I'm an outdoorsy type person. I love lakes, ponds, rocks, tree-climbing, fishing, feeding birds, etc. I also like to sit in the UC and watch the deer run across campus. I think it's a very pleasant and interesting way to relax and just be. The deer and their fawn running the grounds of UM-Dearborn, causing some to shriek in disbelief.
"Wow, we have deer on this campus. I never knew!"
I remember my first encounter with a deer on campus. Our sorority was camping out at the infamous rock next to the UC, when all of a sudden a deer appeared out of nowhere! At first I was frightened, but then I realized that the deer was much more frightened of me as it began walking backward toward the library. After that night, I had plenty more sightings of deer!
I wanted to express my concerns toward the Deer Hunters Association of Dearborn (fictional). I am worried that there is a hidden society near campus that captures deer for their own gluttoness pleasures! "Why, you ask?" Well, it's been almost an entire year since the last time I've seen a deer on or around campus. NOTHING, AND THEY USUALLY DART IN FRONT OF MY CAR AT NIGHT!
There was this one time though, one of our sorority sisters hit a deer on her way to meeting (true story). It was a dark night, and her first time taking Michigan Ave toward school. Poor thing, both her and the deer, whom weren't injured might I add.
So I believe that either the DHAD, or my undisclosed sorority sister is the reason behind their disappearance.
If anyone sees any deer around campus, please tell them that I'm looking for them! Thanks!