Important Facts About Members of the "Jer" Species:
- They hate the idea of saying 'no' to new experiences... leaving them very busy, but with great tales to tell.
- They are ridiculously verbose, and if left unchecked will go on and on and on and...
- They are one of very few mammals that lay eggs, and feature poison glands near spurs on their hind legs.
- They love to write, and given the time, will jot out humorous takes on anything they find interesting.
Come to think of it, I think that third one is true of platypuses, not Jers.
- They spend much of their free time planning events, such as open-source convention Penguicon and genre fiction convention ConFusion.
Platypuses? Was that right? It looks wrong... Platypii? The noble platypus? What a terrible word to make plural.
- They will argue about literally ANYTHING, and need not even have a strong opinion about a subject in order to debate it.
I am going to go with platypii. It sounds best.
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